I Really Really Love Christ, But I'm

I'm Obsessed With Crocodiles And Getting Eaten By One. When I Hear That Someone's Been Eaten By A Crocodile Or Shark, I Just Get All Gooey. I Start Salivating.

The Word 'confession,' To Me, Means Needing To Be Absolved. I'm Not Asking For Forgiveness. I'm Not Asking People To Understand. I'd Like To Think That I Tell Stories And Sometimes My Life Weaves Through It.

The Way I See It, The Men That I'm With, Whoever They Are, It's Like Look, You Have To Accept The Fact That I Like Ice Cream, And I Know It Shows Up On My Hips But If You Can't Accept That, Then Leave. Go Away, Toodles. It Is Non-negotiable.

The Fact That Religion Plays Such A Part In How People Vote Troubles Me, Troubles Me As A Minister's Daughter. Because I Always Felt That The Separation Of Church And State Was What Our Forefathers And Foremothers Really Fought For.

After A While Of Getting Jerked Around, You Realize What The Business Is Really Made Up Of.