I've Never Seen A Woman Half As

I Ate Everything - A Lot Of Pizza, Bags Of Chips And Boxes Of Cookies. Now I Love Chicken, That's All I Eat.

I've Never Seen A Woman Half As Beautiful As Jennifer Love Hewitt.

I Never, Ever Would Or Did Rob Anyone In My Life.

I Was Always Handsome Under All The Fat.

If You Miss One Day In Physics, That's It.