I've Never Looked Through A Keyhole Without

To Let A Fool Kiss You Is Bad...to Let A Kiss Fool You Is Worse. 'twas Not My Lips You Kissed But My Soul.

[on Daughter Liza Minnelli] I Think She Decided To Go Into Show Business When She Was An Embryo, She Kicked So Much.

If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Am I So Lonely? Let Me Tell You, Legends Are All Very Well If You've Got Somebody Around Who Loves You.

You Are Never So Alone As When You Are Ill On Stage. The Most Nightmarish Feeling In The World Is Suddenly To Feel Like Throwing Up In Front Of Four Thousand People.

Somewhere Over The Rainbow, Skies Are Blue, And The Dreams That You Dare To Dream Really Do Come True.