I've Never Had Any Complaints Yet!

When I Was Born I Owed Twelve Dollars.

At Dramatic Rehearsals, The Only Author That's Better Than An Absent One Is A Dead One.

Satire Is What Closes On Saturday Night.

There Was Laughter In The Back Of The Theater, Leading To The Belief That Someone Was Telling Jokes Back There.

You've Heard Of People Living In A Fool's Paradise? Well, Leonora Has A Duplex There.