I've Never Had Any Complaints Yet!

There Was Laughter In The Back Of The Theater, Leading To The Belief That Someone Was Telling Jokes Back There.

At Dramatic Rehearsals, The Only Author That's Better Than An Absent One Is A Dead One.

God Finally Caught His Eye.

Office Hours Are From 12 To 1 With An Hour Off For Lunch.

I Like Terra Firma; The More Firma, The Less Terra.