I've Never Felt The Constraints Of Social

I Was Once Kissed On The Lips By A Giraffe, And I Don't Think I've Ever Got Over It.

I Find It A Great Antidote Lipstick And Mirrors And Hairspray.

It's An Incredibly Difficult Thing To Bring A Giraffe Down. They Can Kill A Lion With A Single Blow From Their Feet.

I Never Mind Scrubbing Floors, Vacuuming Or Bending And Carrying Stuff. Each Time I Do It I Think, This Is Instead Of Going To The Gym.

I've Been Given This Blessing, Which Is My Granddaughter. You're No Longer Just You. You Suddenly Fit Into The Chest Of Drawers Of Life.