I've Never Felt British. I'm Just Not

What Do We Care, If The World Is A Joke? We'll Give It A Big Kiss, We'll Give It A Poke. Death Wears A Big Hat Cause He's A Big Bloke.

I Don't Think I Was Ever Particularly Mean. I Can Certainly Think Of Some Idiotic Exchanges I've Had. I Was Accused Of Destroying Pop Music, Like Wagner Destroyed Opera - A Guy In Germany Started Ranting That At Me.

My Ultimate Vocation In Life Is To Be An Irritant.

It's A Petty Thing, But I Wouldn't Join The Scouts When I Was A Kid, 'cause You Had To Swear Allegiance To The Queen. I'm Just Not A Royalist. I Think It's Idiotic, A Hereditary Principle.

Oh I Used To Be Disgusted And Now I Try To Be Amused. But Since Their Wings Have Got Rusted, You Know, The Angels Wanna Wear My Red Shoes.