I've Never Considered Musical Equipment Very Sacred.

I Never Wanted To Sing. I Just Wanted To Play Rhythm Guitar - Hide In The Back And Just Play.

America May Be The Land Of The Free, But There Are Definitely More Ignorant People There. Most Of The Population Are Semi-retarded.

For The First Seven Years Of My Life, I Listened To Nothing But The Beatles.

And I Swear That I Don't Have A Gun.

I Wouldn't Wear A Tie-dyed Tee-shirt Unless It Was Dyed With The Urine Of Phil Collins And The Blood Of Jerry Garcia.