I've Never Considered Failure.

I Think All Mothers Are A Nightmare - I Don't Think You Can Have Children And Not Lose Your Goddamn Mind.

As Soon As Somebody Farts Around Me, I Think It's Hilarious. This Is Something My Brothers Did That Now The Boys At Work Are Obsessed With. You Cup It, And Then You Throw It In Someone's Face And Say, ‘take A Bite Out Of That Cheeseburger!'

I Think People Are Fascinated With Breasts That Bounce. They Are So Used To Seeing Fake Ones – People Are Confused. My Breasts Have A Life Of Their Own.

I Learned That You Can't Have Any Expectations With Life. You Never Know What's Going To Happen.

I Have The Street Smarts And Survival Skills Of, Like, A Poodle.