I've Never Considered Failure.

I Changed Schools A Lot When I Was In Elementary School Because Some Girls Were Mean. They Were Less Mean In Middle School, Because I Was Doing All Right; Although This One Girl Gave Me Invitations To Hand Out To Her Birthday Party That I Wasn't Invited To.

If Anyone Wants To Know The Weirdest Thing, It's Getting Your Hair Cut And Seeing It On The News. Terrorists Probably Knew About My Haircut.

I Am The Biggest "but Why?" Question Asker.

I Think All Mothers Are A Nightmare - I Don't Think You Can Have Children And Not Lose Your Goddamn Mind.

I Think Women Can Be Just As Sexist. Women Can Be Misogynistic, Too - More So, They Have More Freedom To Do It.