I've Made Up So Many Stores About

I Would Try And Sing Along With Bands That I Like But It Sounded So Atrocious That I Couldn't.

I've Been Prepping For My Role As Medusa.

I Was 3-years-old - To This Day It Is A Vivid Memory. My Family And I Were On A Boat, Catching Fish. As One Fish Was Caught, He Was Writhing, Then He Was Thrown Against The Side Of The Boat. You Couldn't Disguise What It Was. This Was What We Did To Animals To Eat Them. The Animal Went From A Living, Vibrant Creature Fighting For Life To A Violent Death. I Recognized It, As Did My Brothers And Sisters.

My Significant Other Right Now Is Myself, Which Is What Happens When You Suffer From Multiple Personality Disorder And Self-obsession.

I Don't Know Why I Always Get To Play These Guys Who Have Few Redeeming Features. But Don't Knock It. Villains Are Much More Fun.