I've Made Love To My Mother, Killed

You Know The Expression 'god Protects Fools And Drunks'? I Qualify For Both.

Underachievers Of The World Unite, You Have Nothing To Lose Except Your Fright.

People Didn't Know Certain Things About Me, Which... I Was Out Of Creative Writing Class In School, Syracuse University; Had A B.a. In English And Wanted To Write The Great American Novel But I Also Loved Rock And Roll. I Was In Bar Bands All Through College, Playing Fraternities And Have To Know All The Songs In The Top 10. That Kind Of Thing.

I Love Women, I Think They're Great.

What I Really Love Is My Scotch. It's The Power, The Power Of Positive Drinking.