I've Laid My Friends Bare.

The Internet Has Been A Boon And A Curse For Teenagers.

The Ministry Has Fallen. Scrimgeour Is Dead. They Are Coming.

The Knowledge That You Have Emerged Wiser And Stronger From Setbacks Means That You Are, Ever After, Secure In Your Ability To Survive.

And Without Thinking, Without Planning It, Without Worrying About The Fact That Fifty People Were Watching, Harry Kissed Her.

Let My Girls Be Hermiones, Rather Than Pansy Parkinsons.