I've Known Johnny Depp Since I Was

It Wouldn't Even Make You Gay If You Had Sex With Johnny Depp, 'cause It's Johnny Depp.

I Wish That My Life Could Be Like The Movies, Like Bonnie And Clyde Or The Hunger Or Harold And Maude. And... It Can Be! It Maybe Just Takes Somebody Else Who Is As Fearless As You. It Takes A Person Who Will Not Hesitate.

Sometimes I Wonder If I'm A Character Being Written, Or If I'm Writing Myself.

If One More 'journalist' Makes A Cavalier Statement About Me And My Band, I Will Personally Or With My Fans' Help, Greet Them At Their Home And Discover Just How Much They Believe In Their Freedom Of Speech.

My First Dissatisfaction Has Always Been With Religion.