I've Just Returned From My Daughter's Halloween

Joe Biden Says The Wall Street Crisis Is The Result Of George W. Bush's Tax Cuts, Which Makes As Much Sense As Blaming The Rising Price Of Fairy Dust. But As A Wise Man Once Asked, Who Gives A Rat's Patoot What Joe Biden Thinks?

If Power Made One Evil, Then God Would Be The Devil.

The Suggestion That Liberals Aren't Moralizers Is So Preposterous It Makes It Hard For Me To Take Any Of Them Seriously When They Wax Indignant About "moralizers." Almost Every Day, They Tell Us What Is Moral Or Immoral To Think And To Say About Race, Taxes, Abortion - You Name It. They Explain It Would Be Immoral For Me To Spend More Of My Own Money On My Own Children When That Money Could Be Spent By Government On Other People's Children. In Short, They Think Moralizing Is Fine. They Just Want To Have A Monopoly On The Franchise.

I Would Also Say Barack Obama Has Spent Much, Much, Much, Much More Money Than The Republicans.

(j)ust To Clarify: If You Go Into Every Situation Saying There's Absolutely Nothing Worth Fighting Over, You Will Inevitably End Up On A Cot Sleeping Next To A Guy Named Tiny, Bringing Him Breakfast In His Cell Every Morning, And Spending Your Afternoons Ironing His Boxers. Or, In The Case Of The French, You Might Spend Your Afternoon Rounding Up Jews To Send To Germany, But You Get The Point.