I've Had, You Know, My Leg Chopped

I Was Competing In An Ipc World Cup Race, But The Finish Area Was Short And I Came Across The Line With My Head Down And Went Straight Through The Fence. It Was Only Because The Italian Team Doctor Leapt Out To Grab Me That I Didn't Smash Through The Café Window.

I Mean, I Eat Really Healthily.

I Fell In Love With A Man, Not A Beatle.

There Are Many Other Kinds Of Milk Available. Why Don't We Try Drinking Rats' Milk And Dogs' Milk?

People Love Me Or Hate Me And All I Think About Is The People That I Know And Suffer With Different Causes And Carry On My Charity Work And That's What Keeps Me Alive Really.