I've Had Three Wives And Three Guitars.

Electric Guitars Are An Abomination, Whoever Heard Of An Electric Violin? An Electric Cello? Or For That Matter An Electric Singer?

When I Began, The Guitar Was En-closed In A Vicious Circle. There Were No Composers Writing For The Guitar, Be-cause There Were No Virtuoso Guitarists.

Among God's Creatures Two, The Dog And The Guitar, Have Taken All The Sizes And All The Shapes, In Order Not To Be Separated From The Man.

My Prayer To The Lord Every Day, Is This-i Have Been A Great Sinner. I Do Not Deserve Heaven. Let Me Stay Here.

The Piano Is A Monster That Screams When You Touch Its Teeth.