I've Gotten "condescending" A Million Times, And

[if Donald Trump Does Get Elected, I Will Be] Probably Secretary Of Reeducation. Or I Don't Know. I'll Probably End Up Working In The Cafeteria.

Then I Will Tape The Sets And Even Though I`m Not Very Successful Sometimes I Will Try To Cut Out The Fat And Put The Jokes Closer Together.

I'd Say 95 Percent Of My Audience Was White. They Were Mostly Kind Of Older Hipster Folks Like Myself.

I Think I'd Be A Really Good Dad. So Perhaps I'm Doing Society A Disservice By Not Having As Many Kids As Possible.

I Don't Think Of My Opponents In The Sense That I Don't Think Of Them Consciously, I Don't Steer It One Way Or The Other.