I've Got Two Families.

Back When The Country Was Strong, Back Before Elvis And Before The Vietnam War Came Along.

It's A Long Way From Graceland Across Jordan To The Promised Land, But Jesus Finally Came To Lead Him Home.

The Thing That Bothers Me The Most Is The Recklessness And Greed Of The Local Ranchers, Who Run Too Many Cattle Back Here, Choking With Waste The Creek That Runs Through My Property. There's Certain Times Of Day That The Cowboys Like To Send Them Turds Down The River. Them F**kers Piss Me Off. If You Gotta Mess Up The Ecology Of The World In Order To Raise A Bunch Of Cows, Well Eat Somethin Else. I'm Not A Fan Of The Cowboys.

Keep Your Opinions To Yourself. I Think It's Important That I Stay Neutral On Politics And Remain Hard To Understand. I Don't Want To Be Pigeonholed As Conservative, Liberal, Independent Or Anything. I Back The Man For The Things The Man Believes In, Not Whether It Says "r" Or "d" Down There Beside His Name.

Lay In The Weeds And Wait, And When You Get Your Chance To Say Something, Say Something Good.