I've Got Two Families.

There's Two Kind Of Cherries, And Two Kind Of Fairies, And Two Kind Of Mothers I'm Told.

Lay In The Weeds And Wait, And When You Get Your Chance To Say Something, Say Something Good.

Before The Beatles And Yesterday, When A Man Could Still Work And Still Would.

We Are Under [government's] Control, And If People Don't Realize That, They Haven't Looked Around. And If They're Not Paranoid, They Haven't Thought About It.

The Thing That Bothers Me The Most Is The Recklessness And Greed Of The Local Ranchers, Who Run Too Many Cattle Back Here, Choking With Waste The Creek That Runs Through My Property. There's Certain Times Of Day That The Cowboys Like To Send Them Turds Down The River. Them F**kers Piss Me Off. If You Gotta Mess Up The Ecology Of The World In Order To Raise A Bunch Of Cows, Well Eat Somethin Else. I'm Not A Fan Of The Cowboys.