I've Got Five Or Six Unpublished Stories

How Much Intelligence Does It Take To Sneak Up On A Leaf?

The Witnessing Of Titanic Events Is Always Dangerous, Usually Painful, And Often Fatal.

If One Must Explain A Magic Trick, One Should Do So After The Show Is Over.

Species Evolve To Meet The Environment. An Intelligent Species Changes The Environment To Suit Itself. As Soon As A Species Becomes Intelligent, It Should Stop Evolving.

The Reader Has Certain Rights. He Bought Your Story. Think Of This As An Implicit Contract. He's Entitled To Be Entertained, Instructed, Amused; Maybe All Three. If He Quits In The Middle, Or Puts The Book Down Feeling His Time Has Been Wasted, You're In Violation.