I've Got A Great Sense Of Humor,

I Think Human Consciousness Is A Misstep In Evolution. We Became Too Self-aware, Nature Created An Aspect Of Nature Separate From Itself. We Are Creatures That Should Not Exist By Natural Law.

I Like The 'alive' Part. Now I've Made It. Wait Until You See The Roles I Could Take After This. You're Going To See My Gut Hanging Over, Plus 22lbs. It'll Be A Whole New Kind Of Sexy!

I Work Through Life With Commas. I Don't Even Know, Do You Have Parentheticals?

I Like Quips. I Like Whiffs Of Cynicism And I Think They Can Be Witty. But I Don't Really Know Where Wittiness Is Constructive.

My Lawyer Has Been A Good Friend Of Mine For A Long Time. He And I Continuously Have Conversations.