I've Got A Fleet Of Cars And

I Hate That Alex [james] And Damon [albarn]. I Hope They Catch Aids And Die.

The Thing About Bands Is Everybody Wants To Be The Next Oasis, And That Doesn't Mean Slogging It Out Around The Toilet [gigs], It Means, "give Me The Check, I Need To Go To The Levis Shop And I Need A 1960s Gibson."

I Envy Drummers. It Must Be The Ultimate To Sing And Play Drums At The Same Time. Phil Collins, No Wonder He's So F... Happy.

I Absolutely Loved Being Famous. It Was All Great, Up Until The Point When It Wasn't.

Solo Artists Are Generally Totally Insane. Elton John? Slightly Eccentric. George Michael? He's Mad As Custard.