I've Done A Lot Of Things And

Everybody, Sooner Or Later, Will Have To Go Under The Knife. Let's Hope They Make Out As Well As I Did.

I Have Worked With A Great Many Comedians As Opposed To Comics, Although I Have Worked With Comics As Well, I Make The Distinction.

Memories Are Like Moonbeams; We Do With Them What We Want.

My Goal Is To Be Remembered As A Human Being And As A Great Performer.

I Wrapped A Towel Around Me And I Opened The Door, And Then I Splish, Splash, I Jumped Back In The Bath. Well, How Was I To Know There Was A Party Going On?