I've Done A Lot Of Acting. I'm

My Dad Used To Flush My Mother's Head Down The Toilet. I Was So Screwed Up.

If He Wants To Blow His Head Off, Let Him. I Don't Give A Damn About Jim Bakker.

Michael Jackson Asked Me To Sign A Playboy. I Was More Than Happy To.

Jim Bakker Came Along. He Said, Jessica Hahn, Listen. You're A Virgin. As God As My Witness. He Said, We Need A Girl That We Can Trust.

I Think Jim Got Screwed. I Think Jim Bakker Would Have Been A Great Preacher. Jim Bakker Was Very Good At What He Did.