I've Decided To Get Into Shape, And

I Am Beloved By Millions.

You Release These Things, And If They Fly Then You Have More.

It's Really Not That Hard. If I Do A Tonight Show, It's Six Or Seven Minutes. If I Do A Concert, It's 90 Minutes. If I Do An Interview, That's 15 Minutes. So By The End Of The Day I've Done Three Hours Worth Of Work.

People Who Annoy People Are The Luckiest People In The World.

My Parents Both Had A Great Sense Of Humor, And Always Laughed A Lot. One Night, When They Were Watching Candid Camera, I Finally Understood What Comedy Was All About. I Heard The Laughter On Television, I Turned Around And Saw My Parents Laughing, And That's When I Thought: 'this Is Great. This Is What I Can Do. I'm Gonna Prank Somebody.'