I've Decided To Get Into Shape, And

I've Been Chased. I've Been Pushed. I've Been Screamed At. I've Been Verbally Abused. I've Been Afraid For My Safety. But I Did It All In The Name Of Entertainment.

People Who Annoy People Are The Luckiest People In The World.

If We Take Care Of Our Mental Health Like Our Dental Health; We'll Be Ok.

It's Really Not That Hard. If I Do A Tonight Show, It's Six Or Seven Minutes. If I Do A Concert, It's 90 Minutes. If I Do An Interview, That's 15 Minutes. So By The End Of The Day I've Done Three Hours Worth Of Work.

I'm Fascinated By Mankind. I Grew Up Watching 'candid Camera' And Thought It Was Funnier Than Any Standup, Any Joke, Anything That Could Possibly Be Written Because You're Dealing With Humanity. And People Can Relate To That. It Touches Everybody Who Sees It. It Hits A Nerve.