I've Belched A Lot More Since I

I'm Shameless, And I Love A Pun. There's A Lot Of Beth Puns.

For Years Now I Have Run A Kitchen-sink Punk Salon In My House, Called Salon Du Gay. In The Early Days, People Would Pay For A Riot Grrrl Bob Or A Passable Bleach Job With A Mixtape, $3 Or A Selection Of Baked Goods - Whichever They Could Afford. More Recently Though, With Gossip Doing Well, I've Performed These Punk Hair Transformations For Free.

I'm Naturally A Mousy Blonde, So I Dye My Hair, And My Eyebrows Would Disappear If I Didn't Get Through At Least A Pencil A Month.

I Wish I Could Open A Piece Of My Brain And You Could See Into My Memories.

I Don't Get Mad With People, Like, 'oh, But That's Not What The Song Was About...' It's Also Nice To Know That People Are Mindlessly Dancing To A Song About The Us Government's Stance On Same-sex Marriages... Especially Straight Jocks. I Love That Idea. I Think That's The Beauty Of Music - It's Different For Everybody.