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I've Been Trying To Watch My Weight A Bit, But When I Come To Las Vegas, All Bets Are Off. I Get Enough Healthy Food In L.a. Where The Food Is The Size Of A Quarter And Costs $40 - When I'm In Vegas, I Want A Steak!

-Billy Gardell

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I've Been Trying To Watch My Weight

Billy Gardell

I've Been Trying To Watch My Weight A Bit, But When I Come To Las Vegas, All Bets Are Off. I Get Enough Healthy Food In L.a. Where The Food Is The Size Of A Quarter And Costs $40 - When I'm In Vegas, I Want A Steak!

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