I've Been Looking For You A Long

Advanced Life-forms, My Seweet Patootie. Jerks. Both Of Them.

I Led The Way Toward The Crowd, Trying To Look Casual, Like, Fly? Me? Nah.

I Offered To Pee On Him, But They Said No

The Funny Thing About Facing Imminent Death Is That It Really Snaps Everything Else Into Perspective.

I'm Pretty Sure That If You Looked Up The Word "nuts" In The Dictionary, You'll Find My Picture. Just Another Fun Feature Of My Mutant-birdkid-freak Package.