I've Been In This Business So Long,

I'm A Shepherd, Not A Sheep, And I've Always Prided Myself On Being A Leader And Not A Follower.

There Are A Lot Of Girls That Will Try To Hook Up With You, Then Try To Have Your Kid Because They Figure They're Going To Get All This Money From You

The Sword Was A Very Elegant Weapon In The Days Of The Samurai. You Had Honor And Chivalry Much Like The Knights, And Yet It Was A Gruesome And Horrific Weapon.

Stand-up In General Is The Most Raw Form Of Entertainment. There Is No Pyrotechnics Or Back-up Dancers, It's Just Live And Die By Your Jokes, That's It.

All These Child Stars Grow Up And They're Knockin' Over Banks And Getting Prostitutes. I'm, Like, One Of The Only People I Know That Has Managed To Dodge All Of That Negative Crap.