I've Been In Relationships Where I've Felt

Whatever Anybody Believes As Long As It Doesn't Hurt Anybody Else, It's Fair Enough, And Works, And I Think, Is Real, And Matters. I Don't Happen To Have Those Beliefs, As Much, You Know, I Don't Believe In Those Things.

When You're Young, You Tend To Believe What People Tell You, And That's Dangerous. As You Get Older, You Learn That You're Never As Good Or As Bad As They Say You Are. If You Understand This, You Win.

In 2003 I Was Saying, Where Are The Ties [between Iraq] And Al-qaida? Where Are The Ties To 9/11? I Knew It; Where The F**k Were These Democrats Who Said, 'we Were Misled'? That's The Kind Of Thing That Drives Me Crazy: 'we Were Misled.' F**k You, You Weren't Misled. You Were Afraid Of Being Called Unpatriotic.

I Did A Lot Of Terrible Tv Shows And Was Really Terrible In Them, And I've Done Terrible Films I Was Terrible In, But Nobody Really Noticed.

I Was Watching 'up In The Air' And I Thought, 'jesus, Who's The Old Gray-haired Guy?' And It Was Me. I Never Wear Makeup For Movies And Now It's Starting To Show.