I've Been Doing Stand-up For So Long,

I Would Say My Return To My Faith Is - It's A Very Personal Thing.

I Would Say I'm - In The Show, I'm A Cultural Catholic, Which Is What I Was.

You Wanna Know How Good Bacon Is? To Improve Other Food, They Wrap It In Bacon.

I Love The Impatience Of New York... You Ever Had Somebody Not Ask You For Directions, But Demand Them? You're Just Innocently Walking Down The Street, You Hear A Horn, All Of A Sudden Some Guy's Like, 'holland Tunnel!!!' ...you Know, Like You Were Supposed To Fax This Guy Directions. Suddenly, You're Wasting His Time.

I Had Some Jokes That Were Dirty. And Some Of It Is When I Started Making Appearances On Conan And Letterman Back In The Late '90s, I Think. You Had To Remove The Curse Words, Or You Couldn't Do Some Of The More Explicit Jokes.