I've Been A Good Boy, I've Never

The Good Thing About Poverty Is It Keeps You From Getting In Trouble Because If You Can't Afford Drugs, People Will Stop Giving Them To You Very Quickly. So, Being Poor Really Helps - It's The Success That Kills You.

Comedy Is The Ultimate Truth. Jazz Is Hitting The Notes That That No One Else Would Hit, And Comedy Is Saying Words That No One Else Would Say.

I Wish I Could Say Farewell And Retire But There Is Nothing For Me To Retire From.

I Converted A Family-owned Strip Club Into An Improvisational Acting Theater.

I Was About Sixteen When I Discovered That Music Could Get You Laid, So I Got Into Music Boy, Didn't Matter What You Looked Like Either, You Could Be A Geeky Looking Guy But If You Played Music, Whoa, You'd Get The Girls.