I've Been A Comedian Since I Was

I Don't Want Anything Bad To Happen To The United States, But If North Korea Ever Drops A Nuclear Bomb On This Country, I Swear To God, I Hope It Lands In Hartford.

Why Don't You Click Your Heels Three Times And Go Back To Africa.

Whether It Means Having A Show, Or A Movie, Or Just Being On A Stage, I Need An Avenue To Say What I Have To Say.

My Generation Is Under-entertained.

New White People, You Can't Scare These White People, I Tried.