I've Been A Comedian Since I Was

I'm Dave Chappelle And I'm A Chronic Masturbator.

My Wife Asked Me Once If I Weren't A Comedian, What I Would Do. I Couldn't Answer The Question. I Never Imagined Doing Anything Else.

What That’s Allowed Me To Do Is Have A Vantage Point About My Own Life That's Accessible To People Still. I Could See A Guy Walking Down The Street And Be Like, Even Though I'm Famous, I Got More In Common With This Guy Than, Like, Brad Pitt.

My Generation Is Under-entertained.

I Think Every Group Of Black Guys Should Have At Least One White Guy In It.