I've Become This Sort Of Icon For

The Real Terrorist Threats Are George W. Bush And His Band Of Brown-shirted Thugs.

I Think I've Drawn From Some Of The Most Feminine Women, Like Jackie Kennedy. I Am Totally Devastated That She's Gone. She Had It All.

I Really Thought I Wanted To Be A Musical-comedy Star, But I Lived In Phoenix And Didn't Want To Go All The Way To New York And Be That Far Away From Home. So I Thought Maybe I'd Be A Rock 'n' Roll Singer Or An Opera Singer.

I Don't Consider Myself A Comic But A Performer. A Comic Tells Bad Jokes.

My Family Wasn't The Brady Bunch. They Were The Broody Bunch.