I've Become The Person I've Always Hated,

Honey, There's A Spider In Your Bathroom The Size Of A Buick.

When A Man Is Driving In A Car And Looks Out The Window And Notices A Woman With A Great Body, As He Strains To Check Her Face Out, How Does She Know To Keep Turning So The Back Of Her Head Is Always Toward Him?

I Have Bad Reflexes. I Was Once Run Over By A Car Being Pushed By Two Guys.

Between The Pope And Air Conditioning, I'd Choose Air Conditioning.

I Think It's My Job Or The Artist's Job, To Try And Find Some Solution Or Some Reason To Accept Things. But Given The Grimmest Reality, I Feel The Grimmest Facts Are The Real Facts, The True Facts: That You're Born, You Die, You Suffer, It's To No Purpose, And You're Gone Forever, Ever, Ever, And That's It.