I've Always Wanted To Be Able To

I Would Have Made A Lousy Stripper. I'm Just Not Very Comfortable Exposing Myself.

Most Of My Memories Of Texas Are Of Mosquitoes, Watermelons, Crickets, And My Brother Teasing Me

It Makes Me Believe In Fate. In Most Cases, The Readings Where I've Been Really Bad Have Usually Been The Ones Where I Got The Part

If You Get Enough Sleep, Cut Back On Cigarettes And Red Meat, You Look Better The Next Day

Even The Busboys At The Restaurants Have A Script To Give You. Everybody Is In The Business.