I've Always Wanted To Be Able To

I Could Not Understand Why Meryl Streep, For Example, Is Allowed To Work While Pregnant And I'm Not.

Most Of My Memories Of Texas Are Of Mosquitoes, Watermelons, Crickets, And My Brother Teasing Me

I Can't Imagine Going Back To Long Hair. Cutting It Was The Greatest Thing I Ever Did

Everybody F-king Does It. I Suppose I Can't Say 'everybody' Because I Don't Know For Sure, But Come On...it's Just The Tiniest Sprinkle Of Botox Twice A Year. I Think Most Women Do 10 Units, But That Freezes The Face And You Can't Move It. This Is Just One Unit, And It's Just Sprinkled Here And There To Take The Edge Off...perhaps It's Not Wise To Put That In A Magazine? But I Ain't Hiding Anything.

Even The Busboys At The Restaurants Have A Script To Give You. Everybody Is In The Business.