I've Always Said We Got Married Because

You Have To Think You're The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread, But You Have To Know That You're Not.

Without Passion, The Powers-that-be Can Run Roughshod Over You.

I Have A Ball - And It Keeps My Heart Rate Up. I Get To Wear Fabulous Clothes. I Get To Make People Laugh. That's My Core Business, And That's Where I'll Always Return.

Men's Brains Are Smaller Than Those Of Women So They Can Fit Into Their Penises.

Just Because People Don't Meet You Doesn't Mean They're Not Out There Breaking Their Asses Trying To Get Around.