I've Always Said We Got Married Because

If Somebody Makes Me Laugh, I’m His Slave For Life.

What I Have In Me... It's Not Hard, And It's Not Cold, And It's Not Fierce Ambition, That's Not What It Is. It's A Drive [for Success], But It's Not A Drive...it's Being Driven, It's Something I Have No Control Over. It's Something Pushing Me, I'm Not Pushing Myself.

I Do Look Upon All Of Life As An Episode - Which Is Why The People Around Me Are Probably On Guard!

I Try Not To Drink Too Much Because When I'm Drunk, I Bite.

Men's Brains Are Smaller Than Those Of Women So They Can Fit Into Their Penises.