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Nigel Farage And Sean Hannity Is Like A Super Group Of Idiots.

It Was Crushingly Disappointing As A Fan Of The Simpsons To Discover That It's Just You In A Room Speaking Into A Microphone. I Thought I Was Going To Become Friends With Homer Simpson, But Unfortunately None Of Them Are Real.

Of All The Consumer Products, Chewing Gum Is Perhaps The Most Ridiculous: It Literally Has No Nourishment – You Just Chew It To Give Yourself Something To Do With Your Stupid Idiot Western Mouth. Half The World Is Starving, And The Other’s Going, ‘i Don’t Actually Need Any Nutrition, But It Would Be Good To Masticate, Just To Keep My Mind Off Things.

There Was [really] Little Difference Between Someone Acting Throwing French Fries In Your Face And Someone Throwing French Fries In Your Face.

It's No Wonder Bob Geldof Knows So Much About Famine - He's Been Dining Out On I Don't Like Mondays For 30 Years.