I've Always Had That Overweening Desire To

Life Doesn't Care About Your Vision. You Just Gotta Roll With It.

Everyone Has Experienced Laughing At A Funeral, And Not Even Inappropriately. It Could Be A Response To A Moment Of Absurdity Or Some Fond Memory. We're Human Beings So We Understand That Laughter And Crying Aren't Always Disparate Emotions.

When You Grow Up In Chicago, Your Whole Family Is Counting On You To Go To College And Do Something Distinguished. The Last Thing You're Thinking Is That You're Going To Make A Career In Show Business.

If Chevy Chase Had Not Been An Actor, He Might Have Been A Very Popular Guy In Advertising Or Whatever Field He Would Have Gone Into, Because Of His Charisma.

I Have No Trouble Selling Out—i’m A Benevolent Hack, In A Certain Way—but I Want To Pander For Something I Believe In.