I've Always Found The Second Book In

Just His Luck He Was Related To This Grubby Old Dude. He Hoped All Sons Of Neptune Didn't Share The Same Fate. First, You Start Carrying A Man Satchel. Next Thing You Know, You're Running Around In A Bathrobe And Pink Bunny Slippers, Chasing Chickens With A Weed Whacker.

Humor Was A Good Way To Hide The Pain.

We Had Enough Quite Enough Snobbery In This World Without Exporting It To The Hereafter.

Percy Tried To Remember. He Really Did. For Some Reason, Annabeth And He Had Visited A Spa And Decided To Destroy It. He Couldn't Imagine Why. Maybe They Hadn't Like The Deep-tissue Massage? Maybe They'd Gotten Bad Manicures?

I Wondered If Olympus Had Gone To A Commercial Break, Or If Our Ratings Had Been Any Good.