I've Always Been Exactly Who I Am

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Having A Baby, It's Like A Five Year Commitment.

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There Are No Warning Signs On The Trampoline. The Warning Is The Trampoline.

I Don't Think The Problem Is Telling People You're On A Diet. The Problem Is Eating Ice Cream For Breakfast.