It's Very Expensive To Be Me.

A Ghost Would Crawl Up My Leg And Have Sex With Me At An Apartment A Long Time Ago In Texas. I Used To Think It Was My Boyfriend, And One Day I Woke Up And It Wasn't. I Was Freaked Out About It, But Then I Was, Like, 'well, You Know What? He's Never Hurt Me And He Just Gave Me Some Amazing Sex, So I Have No Problem.

I Never Thought To Ever Ask For Money. I Was So Stupid.

Vickie Lynn Hogan Is My Birth Certificate's Name.

I Have Been Alone Since My Husband Died. I Stay In My Home. I Don't Date. It's Hard To Date When You're At Home. Nobody Knows You.

I've Been Craving Peanut Butter-and-mayonnaise Fried Cheese Sandwiches.