It's Time To P-a-r-t-why? Because I Gotta!

It's Hard For Anybody Who's Been With Me Not To Feel Starved For Affection When I'm Making Love To My Ideas. Maybe It's Not Meant For Me To Settle Down And Be Married.

The Future Is Now! Soon Every American Home Will Integrate Their Television, Phone And Computer. You'll Be Able To Visit The Louvre On One Channel, Or Watch Female Wrestling On Another. You Can Do Your Shopping At Home, Or Play Mortal Kombat With A Friend From Vietnam. There's No End To The Possibilities!

I Love Acting. I Love Play-acting. I Love Pretending. I Love Telling Stories So Whether They Be Comedic Or Serious Or Whatever, It Doesn't Really Matter To Me. I Enjoy Telling A Good Story. I Have It All In Me.

I Wrote Myself A Check For Ten Million Dollars For Acting Services Rendered And Dated It Thanksgiving 1995. I Put It In My Wallet And It Deteriorated. And Then, Just Before Thanksgiving 1995, I Found Out I Was Going To Make Ten Million Dollars For Dumb & Dumber. I Put That Check In The Casket With My Father Because It Was Our Dream Together.

It's Always Good I Think In General To Have Different Energies On Screen, Like It's Nice To Have Different Characters Go At Different Speeds, Just Like Different People Work At Different Speeds.