It's The Old Shell Game.

There Are More Muslims In North America Then Jews Now.

Never Eat Spinach Just Before Going On The Air.

They Say California's The Big Burrito; Texas Is A Big Taco Right Now. We Want To Follow That Through. Florida Is A Big Tamale.

It's The American Way: If You Don't Vote, You Don't Get To Whine.

If Frogs Had Side Pockets, They'd Carry Hand Guns.