It's The Old Shell Game.

They Say California's The Big Burrito; Texas Is A Big Taco Right Now. We Want To Follow That Through. Florida Is A Big Tamale.

Always Marry A Woman From Texas. No Matter How Tough Things Get, She's Seen Tougher.

If All Difficulties Were Known At The Outset Of A Long Journey, Most Of Us Would Never Start Out At All.

And For Whatever Reason I've Loved The News Since I Can Remember. I Loved It When I Was In Elementary School.

I Know That This Story Is True.