It's The Easiest Thing In The World

It's The Easiest Thing In The World To Know God's Will. You Just Wait And See What Happens, And That's It.

Stories Are Like Assholes. Everybody's Got One And Most Of 'em Stink.

Back Then, Before It Became Clear That Democracy Was Best Served By A Drunken Electorate, The Bars In New York City Were Required To Close On Election Day.

I Don't Plan An Awful Lot In Life Just As I Don't Plan An Awful Lot In My Fiction.

I’ve Tried Writing And The Sentences Come Out Fine, But I Write A Few Pages And I Don’t Want To Go On.