It's Such A Pain In The Ass

A Banking System Is An Act Of Faith: It Survives Only For As Long As People Believe It Will.

If You're The Kind Of Kid Who Thinks That All That's Important In Life Is Making Money, Wall Street Is Probably Still The Place To Go, Especially Now That Trump's Elected.

Hollywood Would Much Prefer The Author Be Dead, So That They Can Buy The Book And Do What They Want To Do With It.

Time And Space Are Absolute. Diseases Are Evil Spirits That Inhabit The Body. Parallel Lines Never Meet. The Earth Is The Center Of The Universe. Children Are Miniature Adults. At One Time In History Each Of These Beliefs Was Generally Held To Be True. Each, However, Gave Way To Different Ideas And Even Different World Views.

There Used To Be This Guy Called Vinny Who Worked On The Floor Of The Stock Exchange, Said One Big Investor Who Had Observed The Market For A Long Time. After The Markets Closed Vinny Would Get Into His Cadillac And Drive Out To His Big House In Long Island. Now There Is The Guy Called Vladimir Who Gets Into His Jet And Flies To His Estate In Aspen For The Weekend. I Used To Worry A Little About Vinny. Now I Worry A Lot About Vladimir