It's So Hard To Find The Time.

No One Cares What You Ate For Breakfast. Unless It's Something Really Spectacular, Don't Tweet Me Your Breakfast, I Don't Care.

I Only Became A Celebrity Because I Had A Kid. Before I Was Pregnant Nobody Cared. I Joke To My Agent That Having A Baby Made My Career.

I've Always Liked Being Funny And Making People Laugh. I Was A Cut-up When I Was A Kid, And Was Always Doing Bits For My Friends And Family.

I Like Starting Off The New Year Fresh. I'm Excited To See How 2013 Turns Out. Maybe Because I'm An Actress And I Am Always On A Diet And Fitness Program, But My New Year's Resolution Is To Let Myself Be Nice To Myself About My Body.

My Mother Accidentally Gave Me Food Poisoning. She Fed Me Baby Carrots For A Snack Before Christmas Dinner - But They Had Expired In June! I Threw Up For The Next 24 Hours.