It's Sexier When A Girl Is Flirty

You Need To Look Like A Lady At The Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers Will Tear You Apart. Then Again, You Aren't Really Anyone Till Joan Rivers Tears You Apart.

I’m An Actress, A Brand, A Businesswoman. I’m All Kinds Of Stuff.

Some People Change When They Think They're A Star Or Something.

If Someone Ever Asks You To Do Something For Them, Do It Really Bad So You Never Have To Do It Again.

There Is No Sin Worse In Life Than Being Boring.