It's Sad To See That Something You

I Told Hugh Hefner, "i Have This Crazy Boyfriend." And Hef Was Like, "you're Not Going Anywhere With A Crazy Boyfriend," And So He Put Me In A Mansion In Bel-air With An Opera Singing Chinese Maid, And I Was Driving A Bentley, And A Friend Of Mine Came By And Was Like, "what Is Going On? Why Are You Living In This Mansion?" And I Was Like, "isn't This What Happens When People Move To La?

Stupid Internet. I Don't Know Why Everyone Is So Impressed With It.

Tattoos Are Like Stories - They're Symbolic Of The Important Moments In Your Life. Sitting Down, Talking About Where You Got Each Tattoo And What It Symbolizes, Is Really Beautiful.

I'm A Soccer Mom. I'm T-ball, Soccer, Karate, Homework, Keeping Them On Their Schedules. I Love Being The Snack Mom, When I Get To Bring The Cut Oranges. I Have One Of Those Coolers With Wheels. I'm At Every Game, Every Practice, Sitting On My Blanket. I Love It.

I Do A Lot For Peta. I Do A Lot Of Things I Think Are Really Important, I Volunteer At School And I'm Still Amazed I Can Pay My Bills Because I Feel Like I Don't Work That Much, I Really Don't.