It's Peculiar What You Remember When You're

Gay Marriage Should Be Legalized In America Because Gay Men Are The Only Men Who Want To Be Married.

It Doesn't Matter What You Can Do If You Don't Know Why You're Doing It.

I Think Anyone Who's Not As Good A Writer As Me Is Absolutely A Hack, And I Think Anybody Who's A Slightly Better Writer Than Me Is Brilliant. So Of Course That Makes Me A Horrible Critic When It Comes To Books, Because I Can't Distance My Own Experience From What I'm Doing.

Sarcasm Is When You Tell Someone The Truth By Lying On Purpose.

I Tend To Equate Sadness With Intelligence.