It's One Of The Ironies Of Human

A Person Doesn't Know How Much He Has To Be Thankful For Until He Has To Pay Taxes On It.

Anyone Who Believes The Competitive Spirit In America Is Dead Has Never Been In A Supermarket When The Cashier Opens Another Check-out Line.

People Who Care About Each Other Enjoy Doing Things For One Another. They Don't Consider It Servitude.

People Have One Year After The Wedding To Send A Gift. Thank-you Notes Must Be Written Immediately. If You Don't Receive An Acknowledgment Within Three Months, Phone And Ask If It Was Received. If The Bride And Groom Are Embarrassed, Fine. They Deserve To Be.

Women Who Are Devoted To Causes, Such As Overpopulation And The Underprivileged [sic], Are Much Less Interested In Fashion Than, Let's Say, Those Who Lunch At La Grenouille And Le Cirque.