It's Odd How Different A House Feels

Extreme Happiness Invites Religion Almost As Much As Extreme Misery.

Even A Broken Heart Doesn't Warrant A Waste Of Good Paper.

I Have Really Sinned. I Am Going To Pause Now, And Sit Here On The Mound Repenting In Deepest Shame.

Many Dogs Can Understand Almost Every Word Humans Say, While Humans Seldom Learn To Recognize More Than Half A Dozen Barks, If That. And Barks Are Only A Small Part Of The Dog Language. A Wagging Tail Can Mean So Many Things. Humans Know That It Means A Dog Is Pleased, But Not What A Dog Is Saying About His Pleasedness.

The Family - That Dear Octopus From Whose Tentacles We Never Quite Escape, Nor, In Our Inmost Hearts, Ever Quite Wish To.